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Blogmas Day 11 | CRACKER JOKES

The Best (or worst?) Christmas Cracker Jokes

I expect most of us share the age old tradition of pulling Christmas crackers on Christmas day. One of the guaranteed goodies inside your cracker will be one of the best - or most awful, depending on how you look at it - jokes you have ever clapped your eyes on. I've gathered some of my favourites here, please let me know the best ones you've had!


What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

A barberqueue
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

A stick
What did Santa do when he went speed dating?

He pulled a cracker
What’s a dog’s favourite carol?

Bark, the herald angels sing
What does Miley Cyrus have for her Christmas dinner?


What do you call a short sighted dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us!

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